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Create a very fast cowl. With the #6 Weight yarn, it works up in about 2 hours and makes for an excellent gift for yourself or a gag gift. Possibly a while elephant party gift too.
The words spell out F#CK THIS SH#T but there is an alternative version provided.
This is an item Daniel, my partner, wanted, as he is much more edgy with boundaries than I am. I had to develop the pattern to make his cowl, and I am sharing it with you.
I prefer not to wear full-on language like this and have replaced a couple of letters with a # sign. However, in the download, there are two diagrams, one with my safer version and the other fully spelled out. I'm not the fashion police; decide what you prefer.
These are subtle enough that when you are tucking it into your jacket to keep warm, you can decide what faces out. Unless someone asks you, they may never notice your hidden message.
Bernat Super Fluffee. 280 g / 9.8 oz, 163 metres / 178 yards.
A - Cloudy, 1 ball. 71 yards / 4 oz
B - Pine, 1 ball. 85 yards / 4.7 oz.
Hook: 8 mm / L/11
Gauge: 9 waistcoat stitch and 11 rows = 4” [10 cm]
Size: 22” circumference by 8.5” wide.
Reviews
Nothing has ever resonated with me so much! Once I saw this pattern I stopped everything I was doing to make it. I love it! I am going to make one for my mom, she also loved it. Thank you for an excellent pattern! I added a row of slip stitches for the border to kind of add a bit more dimension
I've made seven of these so far. I have friends and family who can't wait for me to finish. The resulting fabric is thick but holds a fold well if you want to turn it down or up while wearing. It does cover ones ears without obstructing eyes, great way to stay warm while walking or shoveling snow. It took me more than 2 hours, I'm not as fast as the author, but a project in a day and a half is still rewarding! I reshaped the K because my first recipient thought it was an H.
This was a very easy pattern to make, clear instructions, fun to do, and made in just a few hours.
Highly recommended.
I f#cking love this pattern! Sooo easy to follow and create the cowel, and it works up quick.
The yarn is easy to work with and creates an amazing warm cowel. A few friends will be receiving one for Christmas Thank you Mikey ♥️
Such a fun pattern. Made for SIL and he absolutely loves it!